2 - "Hello, Mrs. Espinoza. Can I call you Mama?"
3 - "Hello, Mrs. Espinoza. You're one hot looking' broad"!
4 - "Hello, Mom. Come here and gimme a big ol' homo hug!"
5 - "Hello, Mrs. Espinoza, Mr. Espinoza...I'm the queer who's been sucking your son's dick for the last two years."
"Hey Greg, which of these is the best ways to meet my "in-laws"? He, of course chooses Number 5... and I kind of agree. Is it too much to ask to have your boyfriend be honest and OUT with is parents? I mean, this isn't the Middle Ages, it's not even the Reagan era.
"But poor Eric came from work last night, Greg and he has never looked so depressed. He talked to his mother, tried to get her not to come -- and guess what, not only is she and the father coming -- but Fran's been hired for another "date"..."
Greg remarks that she should start charging. I wonder myself where my feelings are at this moment. "I'm torn", I tell Greg when he asks. I mean, I honestly feel horrible for Eric, I know this is the hardest thing he's ever had to face. Much harder than even accepting being gay. Eric told me he knew from so far back it wasn't even an issue. Of course, he experimented with girls. Didn't we all? But he knew.
"We both knew, Greg". We both knew from the beginning we were gay and it's one of the things that we really click on -- our being gay. But God, coming out to your parents.
"Come out, come out where ever you are!!!"
Leave it to Greg when you're really looking for words of wisdom. I feel for Eric but at the same time - - this has to end. It has to come to a conclusion. How long can I be expected to disappear. Okay, this time I'm staying here for their visit. And this time Eric says it's different, he's got the plan. But plans like this never work. And bringing Fran into it, in my opinion, sets the whole thing back quite a bit.
What are they gonna feel when they realize they've been duped with Eric's faux girlfriend?
But there's no stopping' him now, he's off on his mission. And where am I? I'm here with Greg -- wondering why I said yes to posing naked for him in a couple days.... I better run this one past Eric.
