BADDREW: Hey, Buff. Who's dick are you sucking?BUFF DUDE: Yours, I wish. How the hell are you?BADDREW: I'm all alone. Eric took off to an office thing with a beard and
I'm stuck here with nothing to do...let's go private.*****
BADDREW: When are you coming to L.A.BUFF DUDE: Soon, darling. Soon. You feeling sorry for yourself tonight?BADDREW: Nawwww, just bored. Did I tell you Mocha Daze was vandalized? Couple days ago, lots of damage and a few thousand gone.BUFF DUDE: Any suspects?BADDREW: Everyone has their own ideas, I think it was this straight weirdo, Mike who worked there till he got FIRED for ripping Hugo off.BUFF DUDE: Straight, huh? Is he cute?BADDREW: Way cute. A dancer, ballet, no less. Can you believe it? A straight ballet dancer? BUFF DUDE: Bet he's got a great ass.BADDREW: Awesome.BUFF DUDE: As nice as yours?BADDREW: How do you know I have a nice ass?BUFF DUDE: Excuse me, are you forgetting the gif you sent me when we first met? I still have it....I still "use" it.BADDREW: Oh, yeah....that. I forgot. Okay, I'm blushing now.BUFF DUDE: What are you wearing, Bad Drew?BADDREW: Sweats, ripped t-shirt, sneaks. You?BUFF DUDE: My favorite birthday suit.BADDREW: You're a horn dog tonight.BUFF DUDE: When does E. get home from his date?BADDREW: Late. Why?BUFF DUDE: Call me.BADDREW: Call you? You mean, really? Really call you?BUFF DUDE: Why not?BADDREW: We've never spoken. I haven't done the phone sex thing off of cyberspace.BUFF DUDE: Call me... Andrew.BADDREW: How did you know my real name?? I've never told you, and I don't have a profile. BUFF DUDE: Lucky guess?BADDREW: Very. What's your number?
