Hugo
NOW YOU TELL ME!!
by Hugo
December 15, 1995 Vol. I, Issue No. 1
For those of you who've missed my pretty face in Pour Homme Magazine.....I'm ba-a-a-ack! And I'm feeling ABSOLUTELY FA-HA-HABULOUS! I know you rumor mongers are just dying to know where I've been. Well, darlings, it was face lift time! Not for my beautiful face, of course, but my very own Mocha Daze Cafe! She was undergoing more than a nip and tuck, so I needed to be free to make sure that the construction surgeons didn't botch the job! I'm happy to say that after several weeks on hiatus (sing the tune with me, sweeties) Mocha Daze are here again! Speaking of being dazed ---
Do you like gladiator movies? Leather-clad hunks swinging their manly swords with reckless abandon? Let me say just five words: "Spartacus." Tony Curtis. Bathtub. Oysters.
Do you like to dance, wear leather, and swing your sword in reckless (BUT SAFE!) abandon? I have two words for you: DARK HORSE. Danny Blechmanās legendary Holiday Toga Party at Silverlakeās premier dance club. This year, it was truly a gift from the Gods!
Live statues of Zeus and Apollo looked down from on high at the heavenly bodies gift-wrapped in the finest linens that Daddyās plastic can buy. Wine and debauchery are de reigueur at this event and this writer was able to fill his notebook (among other things) with the best that the party had to offer:
Item: What Hollywood Adonis, usually seen around town on his Harley, was getting naked and feeding grapes to his macho male co-star?
If the cameras had been allowed inside, the buddy movie we could have shot would be worth a lot more than $7.50!!
Item: What gay porno star, deep in his cups, was whining to his friends, including one Oscar-toting producer, that he really was talented and only needed a break to prove he could headline a studio film?
Honey, Iāve experienced your videos. If you ask me, you need more than a break. You need a "Miracle on 34th Street!" Come to the shop and weāll do a latt.
Item: After one of these holiday toga parties, whereās the hottest coffee haven to cool your jets? Mocha Daze, of course! Weāve raided the piggy bank to bring you the best in caffeinated (decaf for the insomniacs) beverages. And just in time for Christmas, we have a new fab selection of chi-chi T-shirts and adorable Art Deco coffee mugs! Drop by and give me dish! T.T.F.N.
